What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Women's rights.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Lacrosse

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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