- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Got milk? No.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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