- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punch line.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

hi, im sober.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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lol this is the best joke ever!

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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