Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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