Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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