Tim tebow is the anti christ

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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