How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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