- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Dick Chaney

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Knock, Knock. Come in.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Gale swallows.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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