Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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lebron

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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