Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Kony 2012

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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