What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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