What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Chikin nuggets

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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nick toth

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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