- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What rhymes with you? You.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

whats black. an african american person

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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