Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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America Votes

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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