Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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