Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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