What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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