Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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I went to the store and I fell

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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