- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How's your mum? she's dead..

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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