Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Jesus

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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acuna

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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