What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Hi

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Jesus

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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lebron

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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womens sports...

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Wumbo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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