Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Jesus wept.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Anti Joke

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