- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

whats black. an african american person

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Wumbo

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

You.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

The Holocaust

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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