What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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