Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kony 2012

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Good to see you today!

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Religion

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Obama 2012

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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69.9

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

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