What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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