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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Jesus wept.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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