Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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