Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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LOL -LOL GUY

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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