Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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