What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Miami Heat.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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