Women's Rights

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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anti-joke teehee

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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who farted i did :]

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A fat man on a moped

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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