Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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I like turtoes.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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The NBA lockout

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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