- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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