why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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i have cancer

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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