- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

i like pie

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Womens rights

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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