Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Hi my name is Bob

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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