Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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