A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Libraries.

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Politics.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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