A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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