yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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GONNA

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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womens sports...

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