I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Itookasipasoda

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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I like turtoes.

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