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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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