2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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I went to the store and I fell

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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