Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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