How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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123457

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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