I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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