Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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