what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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