What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Womens rights

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Asian NASCAR.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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clamidia

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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