Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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