Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Yo Mamma

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

who farted i did :]

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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