- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Poop.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Your eye color is very unique.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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