w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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my names jim haha

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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