- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

My mom touched my wiener : \

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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