why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mother is so fat.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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