So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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