MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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I'm funny.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Anti Joke

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