After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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