KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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