Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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2+2= 478

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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