- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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