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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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