What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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i like pie

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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