- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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