Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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pussy enough said

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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