- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Your eye color is very unique.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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