whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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i have cancer

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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my names jim haha

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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