- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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