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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Whats a cat? A cat!

Hey, you have small hands.

what happens when you wake up inception

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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