- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Yo Mamma

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

I'm funny.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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