- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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