- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

knock knock. no one's home..

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

You're on fire.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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