- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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