- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

girls basketball

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

A baby seal walks into a club...

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