A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's 1+1? 4.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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