- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

what happens when you wake up inception

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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