What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

knock knock. no one's home..

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Guess what? SHADAP

Poop.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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