Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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