Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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clamidia

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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