Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Hi my name is Bob

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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