- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Penis.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

a man walks into a bar and dies

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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