Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Poop.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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