- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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