- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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