- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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