Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My life

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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