why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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black

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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