Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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