Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Yo Mamma

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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666

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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