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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

The economy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

i like pie

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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