What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A black man without problems.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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