What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Womens Basketball.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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