If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

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