Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Netball.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Anti Joke

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