- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Hey, you have small hands.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

My mom touched my wiener : \

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Gay rights

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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