What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Knock knock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Gale swallows.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Obama 2012

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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