Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Politics.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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hi im paul!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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