Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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