SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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i like pie

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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