- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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