how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Yo Mamma

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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