Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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girls basketball

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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