What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Politics.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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