What didn't last long? You in the bed

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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