- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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