Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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mitt romney

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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