How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Women's Rights

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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