What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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The joke below me is retarded

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Women's Rights

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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