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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

A hayride would be fun.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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