- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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