- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Whats a cat? A cat!

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A black man without problems.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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