A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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