- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

69.... is a number

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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