a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A black person in the NHL

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Poop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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