How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My life

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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make me a sandwich!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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YOLO

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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