What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

French people.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

France never surrender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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