What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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theres a fat guy

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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