Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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minorities

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

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