A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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The Mets win the World Series

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Womens rights

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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YOLO

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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