Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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