What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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make me a sandwich!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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