a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Libraries.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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minorities

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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