Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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guess what?

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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