Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man buys free health care...

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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