why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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