The joke below me is retarded

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A black man without problems.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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