what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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