My mom touched my wiener : \

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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